I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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