I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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