Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize