never play flip cup with pint glasses
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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