ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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