im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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