maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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