do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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