Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I touched a dick in church today
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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