shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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