nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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