I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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