Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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