I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize