doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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