Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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