...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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