Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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