Soap is not a condiment
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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