Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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