new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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