i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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