Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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