i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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