the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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