Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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