Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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