So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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