He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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