just come out here and I will go home with you...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The adults are the big ones right?
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