just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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