Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The Olympian is in my bed
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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