Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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