I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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