I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize