are you so shy because you have an std?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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