You can't special order awesome
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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