Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
whose ass print is on the piano?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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