i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize