Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When did angry sex become our thing?
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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