i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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