better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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