there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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