dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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