ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My cat gives me a boner
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize