whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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