I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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