I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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