definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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