so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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